hat tip to keith

        

        

From Tim & MMCMG @ KISS107:

        

hat tip to keith

        

Finally, a porn spoof the Queen City can actually get behind.  Mainly because we finally get to see Bailey naked:

        

        

Smittens are mittens that allow you to hold hands with your wife while still being able to lose your dignity:


more via uncoached

        

        

Levi Johnston bares all:


via thinkfashion

        

        

The late Billy Mays, master of the infomercial, is honored by the US Department Of The Treasury:


hat tip to richter

        

Because no matter how great we think we are, we pale in comparison to this woman who is not only encouraged by fans to whip 'em out, the cops stand around and encourage her!  (NSFW)

        

All you need to do is change the theme song to something more sinister and Mr. Drummond becomes a pedophile:

        

These bottles have to be worth some serious coin:

Five crates of Scotch whisky and two of brandy have been recovered by a team restoring an Antarctic hut used more than 100 years ago by famed polar explorer Ernest Shackleton.

Ice cracked some of the bottles that had been left there in 1909, but the restorers said Friday they are confident the five crates contain intact bottles “given liquid can be heard when the crates are moved.”

hat tip to jim via msnbc

        

hat tip to mike who spotted this at Jungle Jim's in Fairfield, OH

        

Death by boobie trap?

Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.

Until now, terrorists have attacked airlines, Underground trains and buses by secreting bombs in bags, shoes or underwear to avoid detection.

But an operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.

One security source said: ‘If the terrorists are talking about this, we need to be ready and do all we can to counter the threat.’

A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.

via weaselzippers

        

How to hug a baby in 3 easy steps:






hat tip to mark

        

10 Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.