http://onequickbeer.comQuick Blogcasthttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day-2.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/barelyevil_ariel_x_st_pat.jpg?a=94">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:44:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-demotivator-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/demotiv__doug.jpg?a=49"><BR>hat tip to dougSloanie2010-03-11T02:43:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-reason-you-need-to-stop-drinking-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/thebestsignuneed2stopdrinking.jpg?a=41">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:28:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-cockfail-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssFood Network's Sandra Lee says&nbsp;lemonade, cream and vodka is "refreshing" but her face says otherwise:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/MLrNGIbqn0w&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"><BR><A href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/cinegrappler/lemon-cream-vodka-nasty-sandra-lee-cocktail-w5t">via</A> buzzfeed<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T02:09:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-sign-summer-is-here-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssLips, not teeth:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/summer__john.jpg?a=74">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:01:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-funniest-karaoke-youll-hear-today.aspx?ref=rssBecause there's nothing funnier than an Asian kid in a tucked-in oxford with electronics in his belt spitting out Fat Joe and 50:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/FyD7acQPDzU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"><BR>hat tip to DannyB<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T01:59:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-chart-of-the-day-2.aspx?ref=rss<IMG height=4966 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/chart.jpg?a=90" width=696><BR>hat tip to charlieSloanie2010-03-11T01:32:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-worst-list-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssI hate those image-obsessive dicks at <EM>Men's Health</EM>.&nbsp; I don't know about you but I prefer&nbsp;not to&nbsp;know my food porn has 1500 calories, 57 grams of fat and as many carbs as an <A href="http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slide/worst-food-invention?slideshow=98441#title">entire loaf of bread</A>:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bookpasta20bowl.jpg?a=39">Sloanie2010-03-10T23:53:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-funniest-amazoncom-product-page-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssFrom the item to the "frequently bought together" suggestion to the first customer comment this is priceless:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/jesus1.JPG?a=80"><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/jesus2.JPG?a=80"><BR><BR>hat tip to maxx<BR>Sloanie2010-03-10T23:24:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/sexy_st_patricks_day_girls_53.jpg?a=24">Sloanie2010-03-10T06:08:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-example-of-irony-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/timfreedom.jpg?a=67"><BR>hat tip to timSloanie2010-03-10T06:05:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-mashup-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssRecording and editing this many street musicians from around the world makes for one awesome project:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/Us-TVg40ExM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"><BR>hat tip to chaz<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-10T05:56:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-reason-to-burn-the-rest-of-your-leftover-firewood-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssBecause the smell of burning hardwood attracts naked Asian women on mink rugs:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/nick1.jpg?a=56"><BR>hat tio to nickSloanie2010-03-10T05:53:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-craigslist-item-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssOne man's trash is still another man's trash:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/KCrob__craigslist.JPG?a=87"><BR>hat tip to KCRobSloanie2010-03-10T05:51:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-bong-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/35_police_car_bongbig__keithc.jpg?a=81"><BR>hat tip to keithCSloanie2010-03-10T05:36:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-weapon-to-use-against-muslim-terrorists-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/U4wTFuaV8VQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=560 height=340 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-10T05:20:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-chart-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssThank goodness there isn't a category under ten minutes:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/sex.jpg?a=93">Sloanie2010-03-10T05:16:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-way-to-beat-gas-prices-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssThis car gets 200 miles on one charge of compressed air.&nbsp; The same engineers developed an air compressor that also runs on compressed air.&nbsp; See what happens:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/ztFDqcu8oJ4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"><BR>hat tip to SteveT<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-10T05:12:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/09/the-coolest-animal-rescue-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssPassing vehicles scared this bear into climbing under a bridge over the Donner Pass in Nevada.&nbsp; Bring in a net and tranqilizer gun:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bear1.bmp?a=72"><BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bear2.bmp?a=88"><BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bear3.bmp?a=77"><BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bear4.bmp?a=48"><BR>hat tip daveSloanie2010-03-10T04:22:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG height=409 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/sexy_st_patricks_day_girls_5.jpg?a=33" width=549><BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/KimberStPatricks.jpg?a=24">Sloanie2010-03-08T22:11:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-gif-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG class="attachment wp-att-6199" height=447 alt=oldman_escalator src="http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/oldman_escalator.gif" width=300><BR>hat tip to timSloanie2010-03-08T22:10:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-sexiest-gamer-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssXBox?&nbsp; I like to watch:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://acidcow.com/engine/classes/flashplayer/player-viral.swf width=570 height=420 type=application/x-shockwave-flash flashvars="skin=http%3A%2F%2Facidcow.com%2Fengine%2Fclasses%2Fflashplayer%2Fmodieus.swf&amp;file=http%3A%2F%2Facidcow.com%2Fpics%2F20100304%2Fvideo%2Fvexy_girl_playing.flv&amp;plugins=viral-1d" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always">Sloanie2010-03-08T22:00:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-wtf-item-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssMan-Girl looks like David Spade at a women's only Insane Clown Posse show:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/genderwtf__richter.jpg?a=14"><BR>hat tip to richterSloanie2010-03-08T21:56:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-chart-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssFoodies plot fast food burger places based on which chain is most dominant&nbsp;by region of the US.&nbsp; McDonald's pretty much owns it all, with a smattering of Wendy's here in Cinci:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/alone.jpg?a=37"><BR>see a <A href="http://www.weathersealed.com/2010/02/23/a-disturbance-in-the-force/">larger map</A> via weathersealedSloanie2010-03-08T21:37:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-best-reason-celebrate-the-return-of-spring-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssLess fabric, fewer buttons:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/chrisclevage.jpg?a=89">Sloanie2010-03-08T21:33:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-fail-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssWait for it...<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/Go84vESLGyU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-08T21:31:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-food-porn-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssBehold the Mc10:35:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/mc1035.jpg?a=36"><BR><BR><A href="http://consumerist.com/2010/03/check-out-the-secret-mcmenu-item-thats-sweeping-sf-the-mc1035.html">via</A> consumerist:<BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New">I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald's. He said it's getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco. </FONT> <P><FONT face="Courier New">1. Go to McD's right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.<BR><BR>2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open. </FONT></P> <P><FONT face="Courier New">3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble. </FONT></P> <P><FONT face="Courier New">The guy at the register said people call it a Mc10:35 because that's pretty much the only time you can pull this off.</FONT> </P>Sloanie2010-03-08T21:08:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/08/the-best-five-year-old-analogy-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<EM>Yes, Dear</EM> was a TV show which ran briefly in 2005 and this clip shows they correctly predicted the Tiger Woods scandal:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/48_CkFdTPTM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=560 height=340 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"><BR>hat tip to joel <A href="http://tv.gawker.com/5484709/yes-dear-is-the-nostradamus--of-the-tiger-woods-scandal">via</A> gawker<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-08T21:00:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/07/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/sexy_st_patricks_day_girls_135.jpg?a=76"><BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/608xagreen.jpg?a=86">Sloanie2010-03-08T03:29:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/07/the-food-porn-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/kev.jpg?a=40"><BR>hat tip to kevSloanie2010-03-08T03:26:00Z