http://onequickbeer.comQuick Blogcasthttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/16/march-madmen-2010.aspx?ref=rssThe most <A href="http://www.700wlw.com/pages/onair_scottsloan.html">epic mother of all polls </A>is again online!&nbsp;Sloanie2010-03-16T16:25:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rssThree days away!<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/hot_irish_chicks1.jpg?a=5">Sloanie2010-03-15T15:27:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/the-sign-fail-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssLooks like the people in charge of banning the R-word forgot to send memo to self:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/Real20Retarded20picture.jpg?a=6">Sloanie2010-03-15T15:24:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/the-caption-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG height=483 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/pat__nsfw.jpg?a=76" width=657><BR>hat tip to patSloanie2010-03-15T15:22:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/the-best-animal-video-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssIf you think people with large venomous spiders &amp; snakes for pets is stupid...<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/GbhkXg9iFYA&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-15T15:19:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/the-best-nsfw-website-youll-see-todasy.aspx?ref=rss<A href="http://www.lazertits.com/">Lazert!ts</A> is so simple it's brilliant:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/lazer.jpg?a=40">Sloanie2010-03-15T15:17:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/15/the-best-accidental-email-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/mail.JPG?a=19">Sloanie2010-03-15T13:34:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/irishgirltshirt.jpg?a=33">Sloanie2010-03-12T22:50:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/the-coolest-tricks-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssThe playground swing ahs been around for ages, so why is these&nbsp;moves weren't around back in the day?<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/x2eMEKEEZM4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-12T22:48:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/the-best-photoshopping-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<A href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802286">CollegeHumor</A> has a page up called "Honest Movie Titles" from the Oscars:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/collegehumorbcbdfc5bde6c68092e9abb25fab2ae77.jpg?a=63">Sloanie2010-03-12T22:44:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/the-best-reason-to-buy-a-newspaper-youll-see-this-weekend.aspx?ref=rssSure it's about as outdated as black-and-white television ,but I'd still drop the $.75 to figure out what THIS story is all about:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/paper.bmp?a=51"><BR>hat tip to pat<BR>Sloanie2010-03-12T22:38:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/the-questionable-ad-of-the-weekend.aspx?ref=rssGee, I don't know.&nbsp; Let's ask OJ:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/ad2.bmp?a=58">Sloanie2010-03-12T22:23:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/12/the-greatest-parody-song-youll-see-this-weekend.aspx?ref=rss<EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/DxA1PaesSJE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"><BR>hat tip to nick<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-12T22:19:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/ireland1.jpg?a=46">Sloanie2010-03-11T18:07:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-best-lesson-in-perversion-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssLong before his sex scandal Bob Barker gave us plenty of signs.&nbsp; Perhaps his closing reminder to have animals spayed or neutered was actually a cry for help:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/NDo7WbWBJbQ&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T17:42:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-best-ad-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssBack in the day you never had to lament over what to get your wife for Christmas:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/ad1.bmp?a=70">Sloanie2010-03-11T17:37:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-food-porn-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssBehold the power of the pig fat:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/TheMerkin.jpg?a=58"><BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New">Markoff, the chocolatier, was a vegetarian herself when she developed her "baconized" candy bar. As she searched for the right blend of bacon and chocolate, she began to sample her creations, telling herself it was just for test purposes.<BR><BR>She quickly discovered she wasn't alone.<BR><BR>"It's amazing how many people are in the closet about their die-hard love for bacon," she said</FONT><BR><BR><A href="http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/sizzling-hot-market-for-bacon-trepreneurs/19361166?sms_ss=email">more</A> on how bacon is everywhere and why via aolSloanie2010-03-11T16:19:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-best-gallery-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssOnce March Madness ends, we will be without cheerleaders until college football begins.&nbsp; At least we have europe:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/europeansoccer7.jpg?a=43"><BR>more <A href="http://www.uncoached.com/2010/03/11/european-soccer-cheerleaders/">via</A> uncoachedSloanie2010-03-11T16:16:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-best-list-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssVia HuffPo comes a <A href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/coolest-college-courses-p_n_491890.html">list</A> of the biggest blowoff classes offered in colleges including:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/slide530872897large.jpg?a=33"><BR><BR>"Philosophy and Star Trek" at GeorgetownSloanie2010-03-11T16:14:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-most-truthful-analysis-of-cable-news-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssThe Onion is on a roll, and not just because it's a round vegetable.&nbsp; Hmmm onion roll... <BR>(language nsfw)<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/9U4Ha9HQvMo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T16:10:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/11/the-funniest-parody-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssWWII explained through Facebook.&nbsp; They should teach it this way in school!<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/collegehumorbb1de09789c0ad834761f4ba92b01eb3.jpg?a=28"><BR>hat tip to chris <A href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802364">via</A> collegehumorSloanie2010-03-11T15:37:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/scotties-hotties-st-patricks-day-2.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/barelyevil_ariel_x_st_pat.jpg?a=94">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:44:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-demotivator-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/demotiv__doug.jpg?a=49"><BR>hat tip to dougSloanie2010-03-11T02:43:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-reason-you-need-to-stop-drinking-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rss<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/thebestsignuneed2stopdrinking.jpg?a=41">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:28:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-cockfail-of-the-day.aspx?ref=rssFood Network's Sandra Lee says&nbsp;lemonade, cream and vodka is "refreshing" but her face says otherwise:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/MLrNGIbqn0w&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1 width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"><BR><A href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/cinegrappler/lemon-cream-vodka-nasty-sandra-lee-cocktail-w5t">via</A> buzzfeed<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T02:09:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-best-sign-summer-is-here-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssLips, not teeth:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/summer__john.jpg?a=74">Sloanie2010-03-11T02:01:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-funniest-karaoke-youll-hear-today.aspx?ref=rssBecause there's nothing funnier than an Asian kid in a tucked-in oxford with electronics in his belt spitting out Fat Joe and 50:<BR><BR><EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/FyD7acQPDzU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp; width=425 height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"><BR>hat tip to DannyB<BR></EMBED>Sloanie2010-03-11T01:59:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-chart-of-the-day-2.aspx?ref=rss<IMG height=4966 src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/chart.jpg?a=90" width=696><BR>hat tip to charlieSloanie2010-03-11T01:32:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-worst-list-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssI hate those image-obsessive dicks at <EM>Men's Health</EM>.&nbsp; I don't know about you but I prefer&nbsp;not to&nbsp;know my food porn has 1500 calories, 57 grams of fat and as many carbs as an <A href="http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slide/worst-food-invention?slideshow=98441#title">entire loaf of bread</A>:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/bookpasta20bowl.jpg?a=39">Sloanie2010-03-10T23:53:00Zhttp://onequickbeer.com/2010/03/10/the-funniest-amazoncom-product-page-youll-see-today.aspx?ref=rssFrom the item to the "frequently bought together" suggestion to the first customer comment this is priceless:<BR><BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/jesus1.JPG?a=80"><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/3/5/1/225556-215393/jesus2.JPG?a=80"><BR><BR>hat tip to maxx<BR>Sloanie2010-03-10T23:24:00Z