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March Madmen 2010

Sloanie — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:25:00 GMT

The most epic mother of all polls is again online!

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:27:00 GMT

Three days away!

The Sign Fail Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:24:00 GMT

Looks like the people in charge of banning the R-word forgot to send memo to self:

The Caption Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:22:00 GMT

hat tip to pat

The Best Animal Video You'll See Today

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:19:00 GMT

If you think people with large venomous spiders & snakes for pets is stupid...

The Best NSFW Website You'll See Todasy

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:17:00 GMT

Lazert!ts is so simple it's brilliant:

The Best Accidental E-Mail You'll See Today

Sloanie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:34:00 GMT

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:50:00 GMT

The Coolest Tricks You'll See Today

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:48:00 GMT

The playground swing ahs been around for ages, so why is these moves weren't around back in the day?

The Best Photoshopping You'll See Today

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:44:00 GMT

CollegeHumor has a page up called "Honest Movie Titles" from the Oscars:

The Best Reason To Buy A Newspaper You'll See This Weekend

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:38:00 GMT

Sure it's about as outdated as black-and-white television ,but I'd still drop the $.75 to figure out what THIS story is all about:

hat tip to pat

The Questionable Ad Of The Weekend

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:23:00 GMT

Gee, I don't know. Let's ask OJ:

The Greatest Parody Song You'll See This Weekend

Sloanie — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:19:00 GMT

hat tip to nick

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:07:00 GMT

The Best Lesson In Perversion You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:42:00 GMT

Long before his sex scandal Bob Barker gave us plenty of signs. Perhaps his closing reminder to have animals spayed or neutered was actually a cry for help:

The Best Ad You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:37:00 GMT

Back in the day you never had to lament over what to get your wife for Christmas:

The Food Porn Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:19:00 GMT

Behold the power of the pig fat:

Markoff, the chocolatier, was a vegetarian herself when she developed her "baconized" candy bar. As she searched for the right blend of bacon and chocolate, she began to sample her creations, telling herself it was just for test purposes.

She quickly discovered she wasn't alone.

"It's amazing how many people are in the closet about their die-hard love for bacon," she said

more on how bacon is everywhere and why via aol

The Best Gallery You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:16:00 GMT

Once March Madness ends, we will be without cheerleaders until college football begins. At least we have europe:

more via uncoached

The Best List You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:14:00 GMT

Via HuffPo comes a list of the biggest blowoff classes offered in colleges including:

"Philosophy and Star Trek" at Georgetown

The Most Truthful Analysis Of Cable News You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:10:00 GMT

The Onion is on a roll, and not just because it's a round vegetable. Hmmm onion roll...
(language nsfw)

The Funniest Parody You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:37:00 GMT

WWII explained through Facebook. They should teach it this way in school!

hat tip to chris via collegehumor

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:44:00 GMT

The Demotivator Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:43:00 GMT

hat tip to doug

The Best Reason You Need To Stop Drinking You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:28:00 GMT

The Cockfail Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:09:00 GMT

Food Network's Sandra Lee says lemonade, cream and vodka is "refreshing" but her face says otherwise:

via buzzfeed

The Best Sign Summer Is Here You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:01:00 GMT

Lips, not teeth:

The Funniest Karaoke You'll Hear Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:59:00 GMT

Because there's nothing funnier than an Asian kid in a tucked-in oxford with electronics in his belt spitting out Fat Joe and 50:

hat tip to DannyB

The Chart Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:32:00 GMT

hat tip to charlie

The Worst List You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:53:00 GMT

I hate those image-obsessive dicks at Men's Health. I don't know about you but I prefer not to know my food porn has 1500 calories, 57 grams of fat and as many carbs as an entire loaf of bread:

The Funniest Amazon.com Product Page You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:24:00 GMT

From the item to the "frequently bought together" suggestion to the first customer comment this is priceless:

hat tip to maxx