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Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:44:00 GMT

The Demotivator Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:43:00 GMT

hat tip to doug

The Best Reason You Need To Stop Drinking You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:28:00 GMT

The Cockfail Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:09:00 GMT

Food Network's Sandra Lee says lemonade, cream and vodka is "refreshing" but her face says otherwise:

via buzzfeed

The Best Sign Summer Is Here You'll See Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:01:00 GMT

Lips, not teeth:

The Funniest Karaoke You'll Hear Today

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:59:00 GMT

Because there's nothing funnier than an Asian kid in a tucked-in oxford with electronics in his belt spitting out Fat Joe and 50:

hat tip to DannyB

The Chart Of The Day

Sloanie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:32:00 GMT

hat tip to charlie

The Worst List You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:53:00 GMT

I hate those image-obsessive dicks at Men's Health. I don't know about you but I prefer not to know my food porn has 1500 calories, 57 grams of fat and as many carbs as an entire loaf of bread:

The Funniest Amazon.com Product Page You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:24:00 GMT

From the item to the "frequently bought together" suggestion to the first customer comment this is priceless:

hat tip to maxx

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:08:00 GMT

The Best Example Of Irony You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:05:00 GMT

hat tip to tim

The Best Mashup You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:56:00 GMT

Recording and editing this many street musicians from around the world makes for one awesome project:

hat tip to chaz

The Best Reason To Burn The Rest Of Your Leftover Firewood You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:53:00 GMT

Because the smell of burning hardwood attracts naked Asian women on mink rugs:

hat tio to nick

The Craigslist Item Of The Day

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:51:00 GMT

One man's trash is still another man's trash:

hat tip to KCRob

The Bong Of The Day

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:36:00 GMT

hat tip to keithC

The Best Weapon To Use Against Muslim Terrorists You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:20:00 GMT

The Chart Of The Day

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:16:00 GMT

Thank goodness there isn't a category under ten minutes:

The Best Way To Beat Gas Prices You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:12:00 GMT

This car gets 200 miles on one charge of compressed air. The same engineers developed an air compressor that also runs on compressed air. See what happens:

hat tip to SteveT

The Coolest Animal Rescue You'll See Today

Sloanie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:22:00 GMT

Passing vehicles scared this bear into climbing under a bridge over the Donner Pass in Nevada. Bring in a net and tranqilizer gun:

hat tip dave

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:11:00 GMT

The GIF Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:10:00 GMT

hat tip to tim

The Sexiest Gamer You'll See Today

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:00:00 GMT

XBox? I like to watch:

The WTF? Item Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:56:00 GMT

Man-Girl looks like David Spade at a women's only Insane Clown Posse show:

hat tip to richter

The Chart Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:37:00 GMT

Foodies plot fast food burger places based on which chain is most dominant by region of the US. McDonald's pretty much owns it all, with a smattering of Wendy's here in Cinci:

see a larger map via weathersealed

The Best Reason Celebrate The Return Of Spring You'll See Today

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:33:00 GMT

Less fabric, fewer buttons:

The Fail Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:31:00 GMT

Wait for it...

The Food Porn Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:08:00 GMT

Behold the Mc10:35:

via consumerist:

I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald's. He said it's getting kind of a cult following in San Francisco.

1. Go to McD's right when they are transitioning from breakfast to lunch.

2. Order one of the remaining Egg McMuffins from the breakfast menu and also order a McDouble since the lunch menu is now open.

3. Take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble.

The guy at the register said people call it a Mc10:35 because that's pretty much the only time you can pull this off.

The Best Five Year Old Analogy You'll See Today

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:00:00 GMT

Yes, Dear was a TV show which ran briefly in 2005 and this clip shows they correctly predicted the Tiger Woods scandal:

hat tip to joel via gawker

Scottie's Hotties: St. Patrick's Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:29:00 GMT

The Food Porn Of The Day

Sloanie — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:26:00 GMT

hat tip to kev